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"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
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Dear Trevor, I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realised it Last year when you peed your pants Under the bus and I saw you Sit on The elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're Open enough to understand That your driving sucks. I'm returning Your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep My virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Always wanted to break your legs , and by the way, you should stop picking your nose. Best of luck on the sex change, Ally
Here's how you do it Dear (someone you recently talked to), I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realised it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) , and by the way, (11). (12), (Your name)
1) What's the colour of your shirt? Blue - I'm in love with your cat Red - Our affair is over White - Im joining the Convent Black -Our romance is over Green- Our socks don't match Grey - You're a leprechaun Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month? January - That night you picked your nose February -When I quoted Forest Gump March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on peanut butter May - When I finally changed my underwear June - When you put cuffs on me July When we skinny dipped in the bathtub August - When you smacked my ass September - Last year when you peed your pants October - When I saw the purple monkey November - When your dog humped my leg December - When I threw up in your sock drawer
3) Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Chicken- In your car Pasta - Outside of your office Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad As you were eating Kraft Dinner Lasagne - In your closet Kebab - With Jean Chrétien Seafood - In a clown suit Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert Pizza - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a street light Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the colour of your socks? Yellow - Ignore Red - Put whipped cream on Black - Hit on Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - bite off Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the pants off of Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive over
5) What's the colour of your underwear? Black - My boyfriend White - My father Grey The Catholic Priest Brown The Montreal Canadians goalie Purple - My corned beef hash Red My knee caps Blue - My salt-beef bucket Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana Orange - My Blink 182 cd Pink Your My Little Pony collection Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV? One Tree Hill - Senile Heroes- Frostbitten Lost - High Simpsons- Cowardly The news - Scarred American Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Open Top Model - Middle-class Annat -shamed
7) Your mood right now? Happy - How awful you are Sad - How boring you are Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men Angry - That your smell makes me vomit Depressed That were related Excited - That I may pee my pants Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you Worried - That your Ford sucks Apathetic - That you need a sex-change Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your toe ring Yellow - Your love letters to me Red - The pictures from Vegas Black - Your pet rock Blue - The couch cushions Green - Your car Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your nose hair clippers Grey - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket Purple - Our matching snoopy underwear Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name? A/B - My virginity C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it E/F - Your neighbours dog G/H - The oil tank from your car I/J - Your left ear K/L - The results of that blood-sample M/N - Your glass eye O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X Your suicide note Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name? A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass C/D - Always will remember the pep talks E/F -Never will forget that night G/H Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard. I/J Mocked you behind your back constantly K/L - Hate your cooking M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet S/T - Always wanted to break your legs U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart W/X - Havent showered in a month Y/Z am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink? Wine- Our friendship is ruined Soft drink Im off to lead a new life as a lemon Soda I will haunt you when Im reincarnated as an Eskimo Milk - the apartment building is on fire Water I'm scratching my butt as you read this Cider I have a passionate interest for mice Juice You ruined my attempts at another world war. Snapple/Vitamin water You should get that embarrassing rash checked out Hot chocolate Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey Beer Thanks for the Cocaine Other you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand Warm tingly sensations Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard France - Love always Spain - With tears of sadness China You make me sick Germany Please dont hurt me Japan - Go milk a cow Greece - Your everlasting enemy USA - Best of luck on the sex change Egypt Kiss my butt England - Go drown yourself
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WIGGY WIG WIGGY WIG SCRATCH YO YO BANG BANG. ME AND ARTEMIS CLYDE FROG GO SAVE SALMA HYEK FROM THE BIG METAL SPIDAH~
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WIGGY WIG WIGGY WIG SCRATCH YO YO BANG BANG. ME AND ARTEMIS CLYDE FROG GO SAVE SALMA HYEK FROM THE BIG METAL SPIDAH~
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"That's UNCLE Angus to you, Mario!"
I am John Cleese in dA's Celebrities Crew!
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WIGGY WIG WIGGY WIG SCRATCH YO YO BANG BANG. ME AND ARTEMIS CLYDE FROG GO SAVE SALMA HYEK FROM THE BIG METAL SPIDAH~
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"That's UNCLE Angus to you, Mario!"
I am John Cleese in dA's Celebrities Crew!
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WIGGY WIG WIGGY WIG SCRATCH YO YO BANG BANG. ME AND ARTEMIS CLYDE FROG GO SAVE SALMA HYEK FROM THE BIG METAL SPIDAH~
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